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YÖÖÖÖÖ! That’s the sound you hear before your city is torn asunder. YÖÖÖÖÖ HOW DID IT HAPPEN? ION KNOW. The only thing I DO know is that there’s nothing stopping this plush from destroying you and EVERY SINGLE THING YOU’VE EVER LOVED. That is... unless you... I don’t know allow it to enter your home and... uh... protect your BELONGINGS. What if looters come? YÖÖÖÖÖÖ! Incinerated right there in their tracks. what’s that? A ROACH? YOU GOT ROACHES? YÖÖÖÖÖÖ! Not anymore. The only thing stronger than a nuclear blast. Material. And uh... stitching. AND LÖVE.

The owner of this hand sewn, hand sourced plush gets +300 protection and +500 Awe

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