¿AUTHENTIC?

Yoooo that mf ain’t even PÖLO. And you want me to sit here and expect the rest of that fit is real too? HA. Look at you. Out here in that BÜFU Jersey, them... uhhh Saint LOREN jeans, those fake ass Sqüeezy’s too?? Man. There’s nothing scarier than something or someone that’s not authentic. This shirt though? Yeah, this shirt is tough: AUTHENTIC WEIRDWILDWORLD, for your closet, your grandma.... the bottom drawer... you dog, or wherever your clothes are kept.

The owner of this shirt gets some LüV emblems tattooed underneath their ribs, and also gets their heart replaced with the Comme Des Garšean logo